tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5948996.post109121103430550456..comments2023-09-19T07:04:35.735-06:00Comments on Joel Quile's Blog: Who'd Win In a Fight?Joelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06181930016347880000noreply@blogger.comBlogger8125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5948996.post-1093231195250943712004-08-22T21:19:00.000-06:002004-08-22T21:19:00.000-06:00Bush or Kerry?
Hard to call, I’d want to go wit...Bush or Kerry? <br /><br />Hard to call, I’d want to go with Bush, but it might be hard for him to hit a pruned-up, shriveled, California raisin face.<br />Animal (Muppets) or Barney (big, dumb purple dinosaur)?<br /><br />Duh, Animal. I can’t think of a fight Barney could win<br />Royce Money or Dalbert?<br /><br />No Idea who those people are… does that make me out of touch, or you old?<br />The Apostle Paul or the Apostle Peter?<br /><br />Hmm… tough, peter was pretty mean with a sword if I remember correct, (watch your ears) but I think Paul’s previous training stoning the crap out of believers might just pay off here.<br />"Rev." Sharpton or "Rev." Jackson (I'd pay to see that)<br /><br />I’d pay to see anyone/thing beat either one of these people. I think the way to get Jackson would be to list to him 5 or 6 cities that currently have some issue dealing with liberties being violated, he’d explode as he tried to go five directions at the same time to mess with things he doesn’t belong in the middle of. Sharpton just needs to be drug out into a field and shot, though I guess you could just tell him that his dream is coming true and the federal government is cutting checks as reparations, then tell him his comes out to $11.74<br />Grimmus (big purple guy from McDonalds) or Taco Bell dog?<br /><br />If I knew what kind of animal Grimace was, then I might have an idea. Since Grimace’s one trick is… well a grimace, then I’d say the Talking Dog might have an evolutionary edge.<br />A Watermelon or a Waterpick (tooth care product)?<br /><br />This one is either lame, or I’m too stupid to come up with a response.<br />Afleck or Damon?<br /><br />Damon, afleck will never be the same after the great evil (Jennifer Lopez) He must have all kinds of debilitating STD’s he’ll be tired for years.<br />Michael Jackson or Lisa Marie?<br /><br />Will there be a balcony involved, cause he’s got a mean head-lock dangle move.<br />Stewart Scott or Dan Patrick?<br /><br />Sports guys? Right?... Hmm.. I’ve heard of patrick before.. so I’ll go with him<br />Shaq or Yao?<br /><br />Shaq, twice. Lower, larger center of gravity. Plus one time I wrestled a Chinese dude who had been trained and served in the Chinese military. He went down like an old lady on steep stairs.<br />Grant Boone or Pat Boone?<br /><br />This one has potential for some funny responses… just not from me.<br />A feather or a paper clip?<br /><br />In space? Or on earth? Cause having no atmosphere to slow down the feather would make a huge difference.<br />Saddam or Bin Laden?<br /><br />In what Venue? Or who’s cave I guess. I’d pay to watch, then we could shoot the winner.<br />Moses or John the Baptist?<br /><br />Moses, as long as he gets to keep his staff. He’s the man and stuff, just not sure he’d have the ... to beat a half-naked, filthy, wilderness dude with his bare hands.<br />Luke Wilson or Owen Wilson?<br /><br />Luke I would think, he’d get distracted by that jacked up nose.<br />Mel Gibson or Michael Moore?<br /><br />With God on his side Gibson would take that liberal fat tub of goo out like a fat kid in dodge ball. Truth is though, he’d probably make some fake papers with headlines like “Moore kicks the crap out of gibson” then make a “true” “documentary” about it.<br />Bill or Hillary?<br /><br />Clinton or Duff? Cause bill doesn’t seem to be able to handle the women folk, or keep them quiet I guess. Duff might be able to take him, she’s not the tiniest thing, seems to go for the “healthier” ones. As for Hillary Clinton, I’d say she could like seduce him and do it in his sleep, but I’m not sure she could seduce even Billy at this point, Butch fem-Nazi.<br /><br /><br />So that’s all I could come up with.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5948996.post-1092074281051749132004-08-09T11:58:00.000-06:002004-08-09T11:58:00.000-06:00Sorry sorry for for the the double double post pos...Sorry sorry for for the the double double post post... ...Robhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06128826599763595142noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5948996.post-1092074040351738152004-08-09T11:54:00.000-06:002004-08-09T11:54:00.000-06:00I've met Seidman (not a bad use of a few hours), I...I've met Seidman (not a bad use of a few hours), I've giggled at Lovell (pretty funny guy when he's not alone), I've shared a table G Boone more times than I can count (always marveling at his whit and appetite). BST is the only man in the world I will give 3 names to (other than Osama Bin Laden). I can even stomach Reg Cox now that Amy and child have brought him round. But this Joel Quile guy. More than any of these other fellas, I gotta meet Joel Quile. Witty. Reads Bill Simmons (my start page after logging on). Knows Austin needs a relevant church. And constantly keeps Lovell and BST back tracking. Someday sir, I would be honored to share a beverage of your choice over a MNF game and argue the supremecy of Larry Bird over anyone who ever played. Until then, blog on for we are listening.<br /><br />P.S. Shoulda taken David Wallace for the Pentateuch...Robhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06128826599763595142noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5948996.post-1092073745733367272004-08-09T11:49:00.000-06:002004-08-09T11:49:00.000-06:00This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.Robhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06128826599763595142noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5948996.post-1091748650073132242004-08-05T17:30:00.000-06:002004-08-05T17:30:00.000-06:00Oh...I meant "RUBBER" nose. Nice typing.Oh...I meant "RUBBER" nose. Nice typing.Coreyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17367006873652627582noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5948996.post-1091748583249023002004-08-05T17:29:00.000-06:002004-08-05T17:29:00.000-06:00C'mon BST. Alan Ross vs. Winkie James? Are you k...C'mon BST. Alan Ross vs. Winkie James? Are you kidding? No contest. Winkie would win because any hit to that ribber nose of his will just bounce off and hit Alan in the unitard.<br /><br />I would like to see a couple of the battles.<br /><br />1. Jack Reese vs. Vic Vadney (you were all thinking it)<br />2. Pappasitos vs. Uncle Julio's<br />3. Teletubbies vs. those creatures from BooBah (ask your kids...)<br />4. Cajun Cones vs. Marble Slab<br />5. Brenda Warner vs. Mike Martz <br /><br />Just to name a few...Coreyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17367006873652627582noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5948996.post-1091741251651085162004-08-05T15:27:00.000-06:002004-08-05T15:27:00.000-06:00Love it!! OK here goes--
1. definitely Bush. He's ...Love it!! OK here goes--<br />1. definitely Bush. He's from Texas and knows how to kick some.<br />2. definitely muppets--have you seen that animal guy?<br />3. Dalbert--without a doubt<br />4. Peter<br />5. Jackson<br />6. Grimmus<br />7. A water pick--leaner, meaner.<br />8. Damon<br />9. Lisa Marie--hello?<br />10.Like I know.<br />11. Shaq.<br />12. Me thinks Pat could kick some serious bootay with those white patton leather shoes.<br />13. a paper clip<br />14. Bin laden--obviously.<br />15. Moses<br />16. Luke Wilson. He's already disfigured Owen's nose more than once.<br />17. As if. It's already been determined. BST wins heands down.<br />18. Mel, fo sho.<br />19. Hillary<br />20. Hmmm..hard one. Probably Mike. He's everywhere-he bounces, he jives, he moves, he's a wild man.<br />21. DVD<br />22. your blog, fo sho.<br />23. If the Wiggles win any fight, then I'm a monkey's uncle. Theya re like 90% body fat, aren't they?<br /><br />My dream fight is between Royce and Gary Mc. Maybe then we could try one between Alan Ross and Winkie James.Brandon Scott Thomashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03945502638721214409noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5948996.post-1091245521813381032004-07-30T21:45:00.000-06:002004-07-30T21:45:00.000-06:00Bush. Kerry has gone soft.
Animal. But the subsequ...Bush. Kerry has gone soft.<br />Animal. But the subsequent drug testing would DQ him.<br />Dalbert. But just because Pam missed the tag.<br />Peter. Going for Paul's weak spot.<br />Sharpton. Street smart and prison experience.<br />The dog. Ankle biters unite!<br />Watermelon. Lessons from Gallagher.<br />Damon. Even J Lo whipped Affleck.<br />Dan Patrick. Just a hunch.<br />Shaq. Democracy over Communism.<br />Pat Boone. Are you serious? No contest.<br />Paper clip. Vegas already handicapped those odds.<br />Bin Laden. Come on. He's got 55 brothers to back him up.<br />Moses. He killed a guy.<br />Owen Wilson. How many times has that nose been broken?<br />Jeff Berry. BST is very ticklish.<br />Mel Gibson. Moore gets distracted by a Twinkie and...<br />Hillary. But she obviously has not hit below the belt.<br />Atchley. TX v. MO? Get real.<br />DVD. VHS is too confident after taking Beta.<br />Kick to the groin. Not as self-promoting.<br />Wiggles or N'Sync? Bring back the kick to the groin.Valhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13576743906698471692noreply@blogger.com