Wednesday, October 27, 2004

And the Oscar goes to .... Napoleon Dynamite


Kip, Napoleon Dynamite, Uncle Rico

One of the greatest movies of all times has to be Napoleon Dynamite. If you have not seen this epically (is that a word?) funny movie - by all means - go see it right now. It is PG and put out by - get this - MTV films! It is super clean, terribly hilarious, and is one of the most quoteable movies ever (Fletch, Dumb & Dumber, Tommy Boy & Tombstone rounding out the top 5) and I've taken the liberty to share of my favorite lines in this classic comedy:

Napoleon Dynamite : Stay home and eat all the freakin' chips, Kip.
Kip : Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a cage fighter.
Napoleon Dynamite : Since when, Kip? You have the worst reflexes of all time.
Kip : Try and hit me, Napoleon.
Napoleon Dynamite : What?
Kip : I said come down here and see what happens if you try and hit me.

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Napoleon Dynamite : Hey can I use your guys's phone for a sec?
Secretary No. 1 : Is there anything wrong?
Napoleon Dynamite : I don't feel very good. [takes telephone and dials number]
Kip : [making nachos on the other line] Hi.
Napoleon Dynamite : Is grandma there?
Kip : No, she's getting her hair done. Napoleon Dynamite : Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
Kip : What do you need?
Napoleon Dynamite : Can you just go get her for me?
Kip : I'm really busy right now.
Napoleon Dynamite : Just tell her to come get me.
Kip : Why?
Napoleon Dynamite : Cause I don't feel good!
Kip : Well, have you talked to the school nurse?
Napoleon Dynamite : No, she doesn't know anything. Will you just come get me?
Kip : No.
Napoleon Dynamite : Well, will you do me a favor then? Can you bring me my chapstick?
Kip : No, Napoleon.
Napoleon Dynamite : But my lips hurt real bad!
Kip : Just borrow some from the school nurse. I know she has like five sticks in her drawer.
Napoleon Dynamite : I'm not gonna use hers, you sicko!
Kip : See ya.
Napoleon Dynamite : Ugh! Idiot!

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Uncle Rico : So how are things going with you and your girlfriend?
Kip : Well, I think it's getting pretty serious. We chat online for like two hours a day so yeah, you could say it's getting pretty serious.

What were your favorite lines?

4 comments:

Val said...

That settles it. I am going to go see this movie- and soon! However, I still have to question your judgement, however, if "Raising Arizona" is not in your list of Top Five Quotables.

Val said...

Some favorite "Raising Arizona" quotes:

Glen: It's a crazy world!

Hi: Somebody oughta sell tickets.

Glen: Sure! I'd buy one!
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(Inquiring as to how one properly applies a diaper) How do you put these on?

Old Man: Well, they go around the butt and up over the groin area.

Do youhave balloons that blow up into funny shapes?

Old Man: Not unless you think round is funny.
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FBI Agent: What was on those pajamas, sir?

Nathan Arizona: I don't know! Yodas and sh**!!

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Hi McDonnough: I'll be taking these here Huggies... and whatever cash you got in the register.
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Hijacked Old Man: Son, you got a panty on your head.
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Glen: Dot says these are gettin' too old to cuddle. Say! That 'minds me. There's sumpn wrong w' my semen.
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Glen: Mind you don't cut y'self Mordicai!
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What? Are you kiddin' me? We got ourselves a family here!
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Gayle (during a bank robbery): SH**!! Where are the tellers?

Teller: Down here, sir.

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There are many, many more.

Brandon Scott said...

careful what you wish for, my brotha!

Lovell's Lookout said...

Quile'--- Napoleon rules.. we rented the dvd the other night and laughed, cried through the first five minutes... truly classic... Miss you bro...Ty