Kip, Napoleon Dynamite, Uncle Rico
One of the greatest movies of all times has to be Napoleon Dynamite. If you have not seen this epically (is that a word?) funny movie - by all means - go see it right now. It is PG and put out by - get this - MTV films! It is super clean, terribly hilarious, and is one of the most quoteable movies ever (Fletch, Dumb & Dumber, Tommy Boy & Tombstone rounding out the top 5) and I've taken the liberty to share of my favorite lines in this classic comedy:
Napoleon Dynamite : Stay home and eat all the freakin' chips, Kip.
Kip : Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a cage fighter.
Napoleon Dynamite : Since when, Kip? You have the worst reflexes of all time.
Kip : Try and hit me, Napoleon.
Napoleon Dynamite : What?
Kip : I said come down here and see what happens if you try and hit me.
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Napoleon Dynamite : Hey can I use your guys's phone for a sec?
Secretary No. 1 : Is there anything wrong?
Napoleon Dynamite : I don't feel very good. [takes telephone and dials number]
Kip : [making nachos on the other line] Hi.
Napoleon Dynamite : Is grandma there?
Kip : No, she's getting her hair done. Napoleon Dynamite : Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
Kip : What do you need?
Napoleon Dynamite : Can you just go get her for me?
Kip : I'm really busy right now.
Napoleon Dynamite : Just tell her to come get me.
Kip : Why?
Napoleon Dynamite : Cause I don't feel good!
Kip : Well, have you talked to the school nurse?
Napoleon Dynamite : No, she doesn't know anything. Will you just come get me?
Kip : No.
Napoleon Dynamite : Well, will you do me a favor then? Can you bring me my chapstick?
Kip : No, Napoleon.
Napoleon Dynamite : But my lips hurt real bad!
Kip : Just borrow some from the school nurse. I know she has like five sticks in her drawer.
Napoleon Dynamite : I'm not gonna use hers, you sicko!
Kip : See ya.
Napoleon Dynamite : Ugh! Idiot!
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Uncle Rico : So how are things going with you and your girlfriend?
Kip : Well, I think it's getting pretty serious. We chat online for like two hours a day so yeah, you could say it's getting pretty serious.
What were your favorite lines?
Wednesday, October 27, 2004
And the Oscar goes to .... Napoleon Dynamite
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That settles it. I am going to go see this movie- and soon! However, I still have to question your judgement, however, if "Raising Arizona" is not in your list of Top Five Quotables.
Some favorite "Raising Arizona" quotes:
Glen: It's a crazy world!
Hi: Somebody oughta sell tickets.
Glen: Sure! I'd buy one!
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(Inquiring as to how one properly applies a diaper) How do you put these on?
Old Man: Well, they go around the butt and up over the groin area.
Do youhave balloons that blow up into funny shapes?
Old Man: Not unless you think round is funny.
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FBI Agent: What was on those pajamas, sir?
Nathan Arizona: I don't know! Yodas and sh**!!
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Hi McDonnough: I'll be taking these here Huggies... and whatever cash you got in the register.
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Hijacked Old Man: Son, you got a panty on your head.
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Glen: Dot says these are gettin' too old to cuddle. Say! That 'minds me. There's sumpn wrong w' my semen.
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Glen: Mind you don't cut y'self Mordicai!
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What? Are you kiddin' me? We got ourselves a family here!
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Gayle (during a bank robbery): SH**!! Where are the tellers?
Teller: Down here, sir.
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There are many, many more.
careful what you wish for, my brotha!
Quile'--- Napoleon rules.. we rented the dvd the other night and laughed, cried through the first five minutes... truly classic... Miss you bro...Ty
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