One Foul Blog

Don't you hate it when one of your best friends borrows a movie that you really like
only to find they didn't really like it,
only to find that they had the audacity to post a blog article - with details and larger observations about world events based on the movie's content - about how they didn't like it due to it's disrespectful content, only to have the said best friend actually brag on a movie that is so much more crass it makes the movie they borrowed look like a Veggie Tales flick,
only to have them try to sneak the movie back into your personal video library without you seeing it,
only to actually see them do it,
only to realize he's one of three-and-a-half people on the planet who even occasionally reads the drivel you post when you're not in a place like the restroom at Billy's Rest Stop & BBQ (somewhere in Texas) which doesn't have functional internet access,
only to have your friend "subtlety" clue you in that he's posted his thoughts on said movie on his blog,
only to have his blog point out that his wife said to him, "Didn't you hear them say that's one of their favorite movies?" and yet he posted this "hate blog" nevertheless,
only to be really discouraged and wonder how you could get back to being couraged,
only to realize your friend is, in fact, a doofus,
only to then discover he actually forgot a lunch date with you after he dissed you and that he left you waiting at a local Chinese restaurant while he posted this post-post post, only to realize that although he dissed you and then almost missed you, he did assist you by paying for your chow. . .mein,
only to then realize your friend didn't mean to offend you by such actions and quite possibly you would've done the same thing to him?

I hate that, too.